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e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
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crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.
Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.
by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
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fixation manadite

The strong or faded belief in some higher being, force or nature in order to achieve an effervescent or "safe" death. This practice is ultimately directed towards individuals with a superior mental state.
John didn't want to die a lonely, stupid piece of shit, so he swiftly joined the Roman Catholic Church, in the name of fixation manadite, in order to die thinking he's going to Heaven, or some place far past the imagination or thoughts of the human race, instead of dying forever.
by Satiago Recles B. Dominico III February 4, 2018
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Republican Management

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.
by Johann Bernoulli May 31, 2018
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Tehee manaege

The state of feeling like a baddie and looking like a bad bitch
Wow, look at Jessica being a tehee manaege
by Milanobaddie April 21, 2019
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Top Mana

A person, specifically a male, who dalas what he must. This person get all the bitches in the local city and usually is part of a popular gang of dreaded goons.🎱
Regular Oak: How come you guys get so many bitches and are always trapping?
Manando: That's because we're the Top Oaks buddy 👅
Top Mana: Yeah buddy boss
by TopOak69 October 1, 2019
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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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