Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 13, 2016

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

Mickey men

a race of dickheads, otherwise known as a singular Mickey man

For example, why cant boys not be such mickey men

by mickeymanhunter August 8, 2018

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey flicky doe

The money you get from getting your hustle on.

That trick be gettin my mickey flicky doe!

by Bodene Beets September 22, 2018