Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

mickey mouse stream

a dumb quackity stream

this is such a mickey mouse stream

by Yee 🌚 April 14, 2021

Mickey mouse moment

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance

"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

by Mirko Ilari Simolin November 28, 2022

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013