Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

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marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.

"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"

by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015

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mashed out

To get knocked down or knocked out to get overpowered layed out or rolled over

That guy got mashed out in front of the store he must of stole something

by Gil Geor May 14, 2018

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Marked

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%

Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"

by On The Juice March 12, 2020

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