jilted lover

A person that has been dumped somewhat randomly. Often the person starts drama with whomever dumped him/her and tries to play the victim when actually the other person is and tries to play a heartbreaker at the same time so it gives it away that they're still hurt.

One of my friend's ex-boyfriends is still upset four months after the break up. He keeps making up b.s. about her and saying that he broke up with her. Omg, he won't admit that he's a wreck without her. He's just a loser, nothing more than a jilted lover.

by xXx_Cassie_xXx February 2, 2007

Nerd Lover

In the "Ugly Betty" fandom, person who ships "Nerd Love" (Betty/Henry).

Referring to the term Amanda coined in the show when she watched Betty and Henry interact in Season 1 of the popular TV show.

Forget Gio and Daniel! I am a Nerd Lover!

by dadiva18 October 23, 2009

glover lover

lovin' the gloves.

fuckk you dude. glover lover? nah... go without the gloves. naked ftw!

by Pocketfulofsunshine April 9, 2010

cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Trollop Lover

An individual who is attracted to or engages in promiscuous behavior with whores, sluts, or women who dress like prostitutes or are of shady character.

Ben knew he was such a trollop lover when his whole paycheck was spent in a night at the local strip club.

by judunnome February 10, 2012

Pepperoni lover

Is a sexual act when a Italian male or female naws or licks their significant others nipple for an extended period of time.

I heard Alessandra is a pepperoni lover if you know what I mean

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

classic lover

That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .

A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.

by Hades512 March 9, 2023