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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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landon james

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019
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Landon

The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!
When Landon giggles it just melts your heart!
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Landon Ziswiler

He is a cool dude. Better that people named "Dominic Kempton"
Landon Ziswiler is a cool dude
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) January 20, 2022
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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Landon

Amazing, Sporty, Strict parents, funny, outgoing, daddy
Landon is sexier than you
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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