Jordan

A 27 year old guy who likes to flirt with 14 year old girls also known as a Pedo

That's a jordan

by Kassie lingstaw April 12, 2017

Jordan

Another name for a creepo stalker

Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me!

by Mianna January 08, 2012

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 06, 2015

jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 15, 2014

Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.

Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing

by lkmmm March 28, 2018

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 02, 2019

Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 March 22, 2016