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Jessica

Bro #1: Bro, who's that hot chick over there ?!?
Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.
by sascrotch2019 January 19, 2019
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Jessica has a great sense of fashion, but she is also a great lair. Jessica is the type of person who finds a way to get to know you then tear you from the inside out. She is a brat, and once you think you have made friends with her she will make you feel as if you are less then her. Her glare cuts into the depths of your soul, as her glare is just as if knives are being stabbed into your soul itself. Jessica will make sure you will unwanted and unless to make herself feel great. Her one weakness is that she feels unless and weak to and this is the reason she does this to you. She will it is not the case but she knows its the truth. She will cling onto her dad and say she is the best when all she does is act through her tears of her own self-hate.

On the rare chance, you are able to actually make friends with her though, she will be very loyal towards you. She will make you feel as if there is no one else like you, and make you see that. She would kill for you and bully for you, which she probably has done when you weren't looking. She gives a bad name towards you but she is just trying how much you mean towards her. If you backstab her though, get ready for a world of pain. She may be secretly hated, but everyone knows that if you were able to hurt her then you are a pile of shit. She will make your world a living hell, even making your family break.
"Oh god, what happened to you?"
"Jessica glared at me when I told her that her hair looked funny."
"Dude, what have you done?"
by YouKnowAndIKnowWhoIAm September 25, 2018
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A fucking cunt of a person she is a doush and can burn in hell and suck hilters balls.
yo Jessica is suck a fucking faggot
by travi skott November 21, 2019
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A gaurdian angel who saved a soul from the grasp of inevitability
Me : Finally found a way to find jessica hey its me ! If its you.. You know who i am .. ohnokid is my snapchat ..

Her : took long enough
Me : dont even start.. If its u send me my first name
Her : got it ! : )
by Oh_no_kid April 17, 2019
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The most beautiful, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loves cats and hot cheetos. She's good in bed. The most attractive girl alive. Very loyal, stubborn and classy.
Kyle: "who's that?"

Sam: "That's Jessica"

Lilly: "I wish I was a Jessica"

Hope: "Every boy loves her"
by Psychotic brilliance May 25, 2018
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Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.
Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!
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A beautiful kind girl, and amazing mother and probably very fertile she will have 3 or more children and they will all love her dearly, Jessica is a common name but for a good reason! She is super beautiful and very loved!
Person one: who’s that? She’s stunning
Person to: oh her she’s Jessica she’s beautiful hey!
by Oneluckyduck November 8, 2020
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