Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020

ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 14, 2022

ivan

if he moves on it done but if want to come back he the one and he the best a cuddles

ivan: you want to cuddle :me YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 14, 2022

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivan

A typical clown in any company. he usually has a friend Kirill, with whom he often has sex...

Valentin: Hy, Ivan from 201 room. Can u help me?
Ivan: sorry i have a sex with Kirill now.

by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021

Ivan

Has a big slong can go up to 20 inches funny smart chill loyal real 6,7 black organ replaces claps balls

Hey Ivan wanna date

by Cool dude awesome July 06, 2022

ivan

A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar

Ivan is a waker

by Ivanko October 30, 2020