Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

ivan

really gay and hotter then danyella and eliana and secretly has a thing for jefferey

ivan is a slut

by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u

Omg, why is it so big ivan??

by Yomum969 August 15, 2023

Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"

Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"

by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022

Ivan Mendoza

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator

Young boy- hey old man
Ivan Mendoza- come get some candy

by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021