lick to start

Kind of like when a dirt bike is Kick To Start, when a woman’s vaginal area is “LICK TO START” that means it was crusty, doesn’t necessarily mean the person didn’t make her wet, but you had to spit a little on your two fingers in order to provide the necessary amount of lubrication for intercourse inside that crusty alligator pipefish pussy.

Friend: How was that pussy?
You: it was horrible man, it was lick to start

by 530.city boys August 16, 2022

Starting Now

When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.

Anthony: "Starting now."

Noah: That means you did it in the first place!

by AntdManly February 01, 2023

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 18, 2017

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025

start the mower

When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast

Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower

by Hairyrimmer July 31, 2017

Push to start

Easily turned on, quickly hornified

-I’m definitely a push to start, but only for the right driver.

-She’s such a push to start. One touch and she’s flying.

by Homeboy DG September 29, 2022

I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d July 29, 2015