WADS

Abbreviation for "What A Darn Shame" or "What A Damn Shame." Often used sarcastically or in trivial matters.

"I can't go to the party on Saturday. I'm visiting relatives."
"WADS."

by SDAWyzoohw January 15, 2016

Flash wad

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.

He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.

by Debt Hope December 8, 2014

WAD

Acronym for "Window to Another Dimension". This describes the slot of a memory card reader where you insert the memory card.

I put my memory card into the WAD and was able view my pictures...of Pluto

by durkwast May 19, 2010

Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

WAD

Wet Ass Dick

Damn Luke has a WAD

by LukeJT August 18, 2020

Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025