Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Caps Control

Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.

person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.

by tino9007 February 24, 2011

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

Controller Licker

An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..

Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.

Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules

AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker

by AYjAY August 19, 2013

Control-Fuck

A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.

Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.

by Ginger Kesha July 6, 2016