Marta Idea

An idea that was VERY poorly thought out. Usually the first thing that comes to mind.

Example 1:
Marta: Hey guys let's all be the Wizard of Oz for Halloween! Friend 1 can be Dorothy, I'll be the Lion, Friend 2 can be the tin man, and Friend 3 can be the scarecrow!
Friend 2: No. And you forgot Friend 4, Friend 5, and Friend 6. 'Tis a Marta Idea.

Example two:
Marta: Hey guys for Friend 1's birthday let's surprise her with a party at the mall!
Everyone: Ok...sounds reasonable...
Marta: I'll be there with her and we'll see you there kthxbai.
*Day of Surprise*
Marta: Hey guys I told Friend 1 about the surprise, but she'll act surprised. And yea sorry, I can't make cupcakes. And she's getting bored. You all ruined this surprise.
*2 hours later*
Marta is no where to be found. She and Friend 3 have disappeared into the mall, leaving everyone else.

Friend 1: WORST BIRTHDAY EVER WHOEVER PLANNED THIS IS STUPID OMG I'M GONNA GO CRY.

Everyone: 'Tis a Marta Idea.

by Friend of a Friend of Friend 1 July 31, 2011

ideal husband

He should be trustworthy. The wife must be able to confide in him and also know that he loves her only and not somebody else. Men are very good at dating but when comes to being a good husband, they more then often fail. Men who have sexual experience with many women in the past are less likely to be faithful to their wives. It is similar to people leaving alcohal where high percentage of people fail. The romance present while dating slowly fades and it is limited to more or less only while copulation.
Loyalty is very essential. A wife can never share her man with another woman, and expects her husband to be loyal to her. Often, the husband strays and this causes much tension and friction in the family. A wife may choose to forgive, and in case the affair with the other woman is rather serious, then she may ask for a divorce. Naturally, for a happy family life, both the partners have to be loyal to each other
Sincerity is also very essential. A woman likes it when her husband showers love on her and makes her feel that she is the only woman in his life. He must reciprocate his feelings towards her

Wow girl, you got yo-self a perfect ideal husband.

by gurlfrandfromthalake May 29, 2017

idea ball

A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody.

1.(kicks the ball) Idea 👍, idea ball.
2. Thiago only plays idea ball, no goals.

by sami5 January 24, 2021

Idea ball

A Nigerian street football slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody. It is usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

No player completed more idea balls (15) than Thiago Alcantara on the pitch against Manchester United.

by tegbe4 January 24, 2021

Worst idea

Used to describe an idea that in any other circumstances would be rejected, but for the moment seems like the only way to proceed.

Yeah, we'll go smoke a cigarette. Worst idea ever, as my throat is dryer than Ghandi's flipflop

by Dan HS April 5, 2009

organic idea

Orginal idea, or self made idea

Self thought created on your own created with a group not done before orginal

Was this an organic idea? Or was it done before?

by princess143420 May 27, 2016

Suggestions & Ideas

A subforum on roblox where nobody that works in roblox give a shit to.

Guy: Hello Suggestions & Ideas, How about we ask roblox to fix that stupid filter?
*2348324 replies but no reply from any roblox employee*

by Windows665 February 6, 2017