eye tap

Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'.

Hey you see that Hottie?

Yeah, I already eye tapped that.

by Jzander July 4, 2007

gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.

What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?

by gaping eyes February 13, 2015

Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.

(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"

by Michael Stone December 9, 2008

eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.

Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.

by tea lesbian June 15, 2019

Gamer eye

A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.

I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.

by Kastera1000 November 29, 2011

Vagina eyes

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019

Wob Eye

Lazy eye, Squint

That girl would be a 10 if she didn't have that wob eye

by Mani25 January 7, 2012