Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.
Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
by Ginger Kesha March 27, 2016
An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
by AYjAY July 11, 2013
The olisa controller is when you have a controller that is missing almost all functions like buttons triggers and it must always is broken
by memezcar November 29, 2021
A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 21, 2011