I'm in

I will participate.

Keisha: "We're doing some trail improvement work on the south slope this Saturday at 8:30 AM—will you help?"
Samara: "I'm in."

by leannain-facal June 7, 2019

V-I-KEY-ITOUS

Its a person that tends to forget things easily...
Most of the time makes or says incomplete sentences...
Likes to put lyrics on her status...

LMAO...

Vikey Minaj: "Do you remember this?"
Yoshi: "Oh crap, I think I have V-I-Key-Itous"

by Yoshimatics May 7, 2010

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

i think im about to steal

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

NO I CANT IM LAGGING

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer

can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg

by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021

I-E-A-I-A-I-O

Best chorus ever. By System Of a Down

I-E-A-I-A-I-O
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why
As we light up the sky

by Spectenix October 20, 2021

I’m in 2009

The state of being so high you get transported to 2009

Bro, how high are you?

“I’m in 2009”

by eljjjm March 16, 2022