Houdini

When you are having sex doggy style with a girl so she can't see you, pull out for a second and have your friend rush in and start making love to her instead. She will never know until the sex is done, or they change positions and she sees it is a different person.

Dude, Me and Johnny pulled the most incredible Houdini on Jennifer last night.

by Crackertoa December 3, 2009

Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!

"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

by JakeHomberg-HoudiniGrandmaster April 11, 2010

houdini

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, but really you are at home not even drinking.

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, and you have the competitive advantage, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.

by Jesse Jesse September 5, 2008

the great houdini

when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!

i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!

by mazeone March 13, 2009

houdini

(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing.
(2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth.

"Dude I pulled a Houdini"

by pigeon fluck tard beastiality February 23, 2009

The Reverse Houdini

You're doing a female in the rectum and you ejaculate on her face and spit in her face.

I reverse houdinied that bitch, now she won't talk to me.

by Marquis March 5, 2005

houdini

dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician

i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit

by ANI FUCKING ASSASIN January 20, 2009