ashley holland

A sexy woman who gets all the guys. Ashley Hollands have nice asses and get all the guys. Ashley Hollands are smart and know a lot about being sexy.

Wow did you see that Ashley Holland? I want to bang her.

by HasNoFatherWillYouBeMyDaddy May 2, 2017

Tom Holland

The literal cutest, kindest, sweetest and talented smol bean in the entirety of the universe.

Tom Holland just breathed and the whole world went crazy.

by uneducated swine July 4, 2019

mary holland

Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.

That girl is so cool she must be Mary Holland!!

by kalmsl July 6, 2020

Tom Hollands Wife

Me

I am Tom Hollands wife

by Mrs. Tom Holland June 23, 2021

Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.

We love you Niall!

"Is that Niall James Horan?"

"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

harlan

an over cocky, charming suck up who cannot commit to a long distance relationship. harlans usually sleep with girls and then dump them. usually cute and funny they are able to charm anyone. it is important not to trust a harlan because they are lying cheating man- beasts.

girl#1: i cant believe he cheated on me!

girl#2: everyone saw it coming, he was such a harlan

by paigerpop December 13, 2009

horgan

a skinny swimmer who thinks he is cool

by Silly Goose April 27, 2003