homeless arm syndrome

That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else, thus it is homeless.

Man, I hate it when I suffer from homeless arm syndrome, it just makes the whole cuddling thing more awkward.

by Elenita December 31, 2007

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

Homebag

1 A person who has not quite reached douchebag status but is very close. 2 Another name for a garbage or trash bag that is located within a place of residence.

Quit being such a homebag!

by Antigua W.I. July 10, 2009

Homeballs

A close friend that is a dude. Can be called this by either a male friend of female friend. Much funnier if your female friend calls you "homeballs"

Dude: what it is Jessica?

Girl: Not much homeballs, just gettin my nails done and my hair did.

Dude: word homegirl, Im just cold lampin with my 40

by N8ica July 25, 2009

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

homelessexual

Any of a number of young men, usually straight, that will be gay for a place to sleep.

He's been at my house for 5 days already, it's hard to shake this homelessexual.

by joeydee April 10, 2013

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015