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made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.
Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert
by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013
mugGet the made her dessertmug.

Hit Her With The Mule

Jessica couldn't go to work on Monday, because Brandon hit her with the mule.
by MsLovelyLady12 July 28, 2012
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Roped Her Up

Unloading copious ropes of hot, man jizz all over ya girl. Busting ropes of nut all over.
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.

Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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Mia and her harmonica

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth
Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"
by miaharmonicastan12345 June 13, 2021
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buttered her roll

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.
John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.
by Dritch1 May 6, 2015
mugGet the buttered her rollmug.

Don’t save her

do not date her, don’t cuff her
Don’t save her, she will break your heart.”
by knowledgeable teen November 2, 2019
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Mega nut in her

When mega man has his blaster on full blast in her ass
I was playing mega man and on the last boss until He Mega nut in her
by Fucking read it June 4, 2018
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