Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.

daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him

by paterscum June 20, 2017

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

by 2D Bois order 3D bois anytime May 22, 2024