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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
mugGet the hamburger hot pocketmug.

Crazy Hamburger

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022
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Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
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hamburger manouever

To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.
I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever
by user2452058 February 6, 2024
mugGet the hamburger manouevermug.

Hamburger

Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.

Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.

It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.

Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.

Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
“He thinks he’s steak, but really he’s hamburger”
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
mugGet the Hamburgermug.

Corn Dog in the Hamburger

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.
Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?
by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021
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Mexican Hamburger

It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger
I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.
by Holliballin August 25, 2016
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