1. A person who has job so notorious to have faux experience and education they immediately qualify as a hack such as an aroma therapist, massage therapist, wedding planner, quantum physicist, self-prophicized shaman, sociologist adviser, color profiler or even those suspiciously expensive caterers.
2. Someone who couldn't get a job in the real world and overcharges for their self-employed services.
2. Someone who couldn't get a job in the real world and overcharges for their self-employed services.
"No, you don't need magic lava rocks or green tea oil from some hack - go see a real doctor."
"Why don't you just ask your group what they want instead of hiring some hack to do 'psychographic research'?"
"I am not going to wear a lemon-chartreuse dress just because some hack said it was good for my aura."
"If the yoga instructor feels you up again, you should just admit he's a hack looking for an excuse to get closer to you."
"So, the fortune teller said she could give you more information about your future, and all she needed were the numerological vibes from your social security card – that's not insight – that's called a hack."
"Featuring who? The girl's already got the cords to sing – she doesn't need some token hack rhyming in the background."
"You paid $200 a session for some vibrating hack to play the flute over your 'sacred crystal?!' If I paid $200 for a musician, they better well have studied at Julilliard and bring the entire New York Philharmonic with them… and I'm not going to be smoking no crystal!"
"Why don't you just ask your group what they want instead of hiring some hack to do 'psychographic research'?"
"I am not going to wear a lemon-chartreuse dress just because some hack said it was good for my aura."
"If the yoga instructor feels you up again, you should just admit he's a hack looking for an excuse to get closer to you."
"So, the fortune teller said she could give you more information about your future, and all she needed were the numerological vibes from your social security card – that's not insight – that's called a hack."
"Featuring who? The girl's already got the cords to sing – she doesn't need some token hack rhyming in the background."
"You paid $200 a session for some vibrating hack to play the flute over your 'sacred crystal?!' If I paid $200 for a musician, they better well have studied at Julilliard and bring the entire New York Philharmonic with them… and I'm not going to be smoking no crystal!"
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The anime series about twin siblings named Shugo and Rena, who both won Kite and Blackrose (The Legendary dot hackers) from a Character Campaign that wasn't created by the CC corporation. When Shugo died for the 1st time, he gets the Twilight Bracelett from Aura. His Bracelete does "Data Drain".
by Tsukasa431 November 19, 2004
Get the .hack//Legend of the Twilight mug.A computer hacker from the ghetto, projects also known as the hood's computer genius. This guy is usually very thuggish looking and not what you would expect in a computer hacker. Hood C. Hacker is not the average nerd you want to start pushing around , but a mixture of rapper Dmx meets Bill Gates in one person.
by Jimmini Spittit September 25, 2011
Get the Hood C.Hacker mug.The name given, in Glasgow at least, to a Black Hackney Taxi Cab. You know, the stereo-typical taxi that you see in London. They are the biggest rip off you'll encounter after a night out on the town, charging at least £20 for a 4 mile journey, claiming that there is a "Boundary Charge" and you've just travelled through three boundaries. Which is complete bollocks, and I should know, as my wee brother works for the company that paints them, and he knows FOR A FACT that there is no legal precedence for the "Boundary Charge". So if you're ever in the UK, NEVER get a Black Hack. Go for a local firm, they're usually half price.
"Man, I ended up walking half-way home last night, the Black Hack raped a hole in my wallet before I left the city centre!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 11, 2005
Get the Black Hack mug.Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:
* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria
They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria
They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.
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