Laura and Traci were on a burn cruise one night when they got pulled over. Traci says to Laura, "here put this in your garage alley so we don't get a possession charge".
by RoWags November 21, 2025
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(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.
(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.
“I parked in Georges’s mom’s leaky garage last night and my balls are still dripping this morning. Shit’s basically a Super Soaker at this point.”
by TheMassiveTwat November 25, 2025
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Get the Garage Moment mug.A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.
If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider
If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider
I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera
by go_bills July 22, 2024
Get the garage surfing mug.Originating from "Brad's Garage" - Mr. Garage serves as a play on words and was founded in Interlaken, Switzerland in December 2022. Mr. Garage also serves as a form of good morning and goodnight "streaks".
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