French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

by The French Typist October 19, 2011

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 9, 2020

French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.

"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude

saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7

by valval5 May 1, 2021

French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011