Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!

"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."

by Da man 420 November 4, 2020

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 15, 2018

Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.

“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”

by Pinson Close June 14, 2020

teabag folding

It is the monotonous folding of paper squares into rosettes and other shapes. A good activity to entertain colleagues on a Friday afternoon. Not to be confused with teabagging.

Contrary to popular belief, teabag folding does not involve tea bags.

by coffeefolder July 2, 2010

Fold Juice

Fold Juice is a yellow liquid that is produced in the folds from the immense sweat of the folds

“Ew what is that”-bartholomew
“It is fold Juice”-emma

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

Florida Fold

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.

Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.

by MuffinTown November 15, 2017

Leaky folds

When someones fat rolls take on a liquid like form or are unable to be contained by their clothes so flop out of the sides, front or back

"That person's fat is coming out of their clothes"-person 1
"Yep they have leaky folds"-person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020