fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

FOG

"Fast Old Guys (or Girls)", specifically referring to middle-aged (or older) persons in lycra riding bicycles at speed.

Man, those FOGs just blew past me like I was standing still...

by J1m2020 October 16, 2020

Dog fog

When a girl is surrounded by good men but she doesn't see them so she often has a propensity to end up with less desirable options who don't treat her right.

"damn bro she keeps breaking up with all these guys!" "Yeah man she's got that dog fog!"

by TheRealDaVinchi March 29, 2023

Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.

*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

Fog Nugget

The act of vaporizing a weed nugget, inhaling and farting smoke out of your ass

I fog nuggeted so hard, snoop would be jealous.

by Blyzzie92 May 22, 2022

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017

Fog

Vigorously skull fucking someone’s sister

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about Cindy getting fogged by her brother

Person 2: what the fuck

by Hyman |18| April 30, 2024