Myself

Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?

Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"

Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"

Woman "Myself."

Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Working On Myself Until They, As An Individuals Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Chucking Myself

To shit one's pants immediately following a failed Buffalo Wild Wing's challenge.

Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.

by ricksledge April 16, 2015

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Killing Myself

Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.

Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025