The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.
My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.
by DoomAnus June 5, 2025
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Get the flabberjabbin mug.This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.
by OzzieRob November 26, 2025
Get the flabbergastlighting mug.When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.
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When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind
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