Mach Five

To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.

Symptoms of being mach fived:

*lying in your own pussy juice

*uncontrollable shaking

*uncontrollable squirting

*unrivaled pleasure

*some serious hospital time

CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.

Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.

Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.

by MachFive December 27, 2011

Fab Five

We all know who the Fab Four are. In the Eighties a motley bunch of New Wave/postpunk bands from Britain came to our shores. In early 1983 five men with good looks, talent, a style inspired by glam and a penchant for catchy songs with the lyrics occasionally a bit oblique ("Union of the Snake", anyone?) and spectacular videos, some of which are downright STRANGE. Those last two factors didn't really matter diddley squat, because girls were screaming and the band really rocks.
Duran Duran hysteria was really ON, reminding some adults of the Beatlemania that came 20 years before. Radio station DJs on both sides of the Atlantic (and beyond) referred to this band as the "Fab Five".

Duran Duran, consisting of Simon LeBon, Andy Taylor, John Taylor, Roger Taylor (the 3 Taylors are not related), and Nick Rhodes is the Fab Five, hands down. Some so-called "music experts" have dubbed N'Sync as the "Fab Five" but if you think that bunch of chumps are "fab" then I got the deed for the Golden Gate bridge to sell you. Duran Duran may not be the Beatles but they are still cool and fab.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 16, 2008

five head

a very large forehead

I banged this chic last night with a five head so big you could show movies on it.

by Copie Boy November 4, 2002

Deadmau Five

How dumbasses pronounce "Deadmau5".

Durrrr

Example
Girl 1: "Hey i just found this new band, their lead singer is awesome!"
Girl 2: "Oh cool what is their name?"
Girl 1: "Deadmau Five!!"
Me: *Smack

by Lololololololofuck July 8, 2011

five way

A Cincinnati meal consisting of spaghetti, Cincinnati style chili, onions, beans and cheese. Compare to four way (chili spaghetti, cheese and beans or onions. Can be ordered as a four way onion or four way bean) or three way (chili, spaghetti and cheese).

I"ll have a pint of five way to go.

by H. Andrew October 13, 2007

In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 12, 2018

Abortion Five

A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.

Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.

The Abortion Five:

E: Abortion five?

(E and B almost high five.)

B: Aborted.

The Third Trimester:

I: Abortion five!

(I can E complete the high five.)

E: Oops, third trimester.

by Ogen April 25, 2009