Paterter Fers

The way Minnesotans say french fries

Could I have a burger with paterter fers?

by victoria guatalupe April 8, 2019

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).

My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the

by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023

Q fersk sjokolademelk

The most divine substance in this mortal realm we call home, produced by the norwigian company q-meieriene. Much better than the clearly inferior "Litago Sjokolademelk". Those who dare question the divinety of Q fersk, shall perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room. Q meieriene can with all respect call their chocolaty substance "norway's (and the world's) best chocolat milk".

Person 1: Damn Litago Sjokolademelk is really good
Person 2: GO AND DIE, Q fersk sjokolademelk is norway's best!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1(afraid): Chill dude, they taste basacly the same. Chocolate Milk isn't even that good.... and looks like diarea
Person 1: *Smaske smaske*, yummy diarea
Person 2: Litago is still better
Person 1: Pulls up gun

*Bang-Bang*

by Helixsky January 26, 2024

Q fersk sjokolademelk

Q fersk sjokolademelk is the most addictive substance known in life, the universe and everything. The choccy diarrihea like brown substance is produced by Q-meieriene and crushes it’s competitor “Litago”. Q fersk is our divine saviour from this devil spawn “Litago”. Anyone who wishes to object, should perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room in an upmost painful way, including stoning and an above average tall penguin.

Person 1: Q fersk sjokolademelk gives me oral pleasure when I drink it
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*

by Helixsky January 29, 2024

Pulling a Ferhat

The act of going into a trade with proper ta and a plan on managing your risks. Only to say 'screw it, I'm going all in' when you get annoyed by the first failed trades and ultimately fuck it up completely.

She: oh dear, why are you so sad
He: nothing
She: did you pull a ferhat again?
He: *rage quits and leaves the room*

Typical pulling a ferhat

by Sp0derman July 31, 2018