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Fanny Flute

A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.

A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".

Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc

A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!
by Cummy the Cum Master August 14, 2008
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fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
by jim bob February 19, 2003
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fanny fun

the act of performing cunnilingus
Amelie isn't a dyke, but she is up for a bit of fanny fun
by testu November 1, 2007
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Fanny Pak

A female you are going to have sexual intercourse with or any female you want to have sex with.
Yo, that girls my fanny pak, wrap her around my waist and shove my junk in her uuuugggghhh
by DJ Or Derb March 20, 2011
mugGet the Fanny Pakmug.

fanny rash

A rash on fanny's.

Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,
"Eep Ella, You have fanny rash"
"I know"
"Go to the gynocologyst!!"
by Wilomena June 18, 2006
mugGet the fanny rashmug.

Fanny Batter

The discharge commonly found within the vagina. Once aroused, the ammount of batter found therein is copious. Also known as lady gravy.
'The crotch of her panties was encrusted with fanny batter'.
by Olivess October 29, 2007
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fanny anne

A derisive name given to a person who acts like a pussy, baby, whinger often by flailing their arms wildly and screaming like a spoilt diva or princess .. .. when quite clearly there is no reason for that person to be doing so.
Why don't you grow up and stop crying like a fucking little baby, your acting like a right fanny anne, it's only your kidney, you have another ..
by flash gordon ramsey March 13, 2019
mugGet the fanny annemug.

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