The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .
by Slothy13 November 23, 2016
Get the French buttsexmug. When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.
What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
by Mike Digital March 4, 2019
Get the Downstairs Frenchmug. When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
by ElongD69 November 7, 2017
Get the french mortarmug. by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011
Get the Pulling a Frenchmug. A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
Get the French typewritermug. A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the French Blossommug. When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019
Get the French deepfrymug.