Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Finished

Cmen..

"Dneska jsem finished"

by Cmenek August 28, 2025

I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

The Finished Breath Of Marsailles

What I call homo-sapiens who has had an abscess.

Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025

Finish Spot

A fucking spot to shoot your load at.

I love jerking off in a room with a sleeping female friend. I always have a finish spot.

by krongar August 29, 2015

Finishing a heart

You care abt someone and ur deeply in love with

Im finishing a heart I love them

by Knjk July 12, 2022

Finish-line thot

A female that only chases men when they’ve achieved high/powerful status and or financial success.

“Carly never stays with her boyfriends during they’re grind and hustle, but wants to be with them when they achieved success, she’s suck a finish-line thot.”

by Charley Moon January 3, 2021