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The Villain Edit

When reality shows edit someone to look like the "bad guy" to spice things up.
"Richie, why were you such an asshole in live TV?"
"Bro, they gave me The Villain Edit for no reason!"
by Chuli-P August 15, 2024
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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
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Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition)

Definition: A so-called “South Asian music festival” in Malta where the plane ride over already looks like a Ryanair flight to Hell. Half off the fuddu’s from endz are there, armed with counterfeit LV man-bags, three spritzes of Sauvage, and a dream of piping someone else’s missus.

The mandem: Harpz, Yuvraj, and Gurj “VR6 swap” Sandhu are posted up by the pool, flexing topless in their Boss shorts, sipping Jameson like it’s a casual Tuesday night at the Prince of Wales. The girls: Simran, Nav, Preeti, and TikTok sensation wannabe Sharanjit, are lined up in PrettyLittleThing dresses that could be mistaken for dental floss, Snapchatting their nails while their man back home is refreshing her location on Snapchat.

By Day 2, every villa has turned into a Punjabi gangbang. Simran “just went for a shisha” but ended up on a sunlounger with three kanjars from Handsworth who took turns playing helicopter with their cocks in time to Sidhu Moose Wala remixes. Nav swore she was only going “to see the vibes” but got Eiffel Towered so many times by lads from Hounslow her passport photo doesn’t even look like her anymore. Meanwhile, the uncles back home are on Facebook typing: “Proud to see our youth breaking borders ✊🏽🔥” having no idea Preeti is right now is getting pipe’d with three Slough roadmen while someone live-streams it on Insta. If you let your girl go here, you are a certified fuddu. She’s not coming back tan - she’s coming back with PTSD flashbacks every time she hears a dhol.
Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition) - Example (NSFW):
“Bro, why’s Rajni limping?”
“She went Malta for Breaking Borders.”
“…say no more. Gurj and Mandeep turned her into a wheel barrow.”
by BikBoiCoq September 3, 2025
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special edit operation

Etymology
Originally, an ironic imitation of the perceived oversensitivity of language like special military operation.
Pronunciation
General American IPA: /ˈspɛʃ.əl ˈɛd.ɪt ˌɑ.pəˈɹeɪ.ʃən/
Rhymes: -eɪʃən
Hyphenation: speci al ed it op e ra tion
Noun
special edit operation (plural special edit operations)
1. (countable, Wikimedia jargon, euphemistic, neologism, possibly humorous) A grand conflict over the content of a web page on a wiki or other editable work where opposing editors continually change the page without (meaningful/constructive) discussion.
See Also
special solution operation
The incregulacious catalysis behind the étophe of the special edit operation tiemated from the persistent opposition by Wyang, devoid of any procedural steps, and his œusinque demission of all my enixations to disfactuate him to desist and await consensus and/or vote.
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Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.
Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."
by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025
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THE edit day

THE edit day is the day Hope&Josie: Kindred Spirits premiered on YouTube.

An edit showing every detail of the ship HOSIE any why they are ment to be together.
It was created by RI, Teri and Sha.
THE edit day is way better than saying NYE.
by tvdu4ever February 8, 2021
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Ya girl edits

Ya girl edits is a crazy and funny person but can sometimes get out of hand. They are super goofy and great to be friends with. They also are in love with lots of people! The names of the guys she likes are probably.. J,A,C be carful
Ya girl edits is a great friend with lots of crushes
by Ya girl edits January 10, 2021
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