Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019

Evan

Evan is the most sweetest person in the world, He cares about you more than anything in the world if you are dating him, he would give up something he loves just for you, and if you were his girlfriend I would not give him up for some other girl, He is loveable and super super nice and he treats you like the number one person In the world, I would say don't give him up

Evan is the most sweetest person

by Emerson06V June 22, 2019

Evan

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019

Evan

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!

Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.

by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019

Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times

Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.

by The emos crusader October 9, 2019