probably an adult virgin and a huge nerd. talks about school a lot. token bisexual friend and plays the party very well. story repeater.
friend 1:
“ lets go get yochi”
friend 2:
“guys i’m still stressed about trials”
friend 1 and 3
“bro you are such a evie howells”
“ lets go get yochi”
friend 2:
“guys i’m still stressed about trials”
friend 1 and 3
“bro you are such a evie howells”
by rang452 August 20, 2024
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by Evie's Daddy February 27, 2025
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by Vibes-innit April 6, 2025
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Would probably love rainbows if it were Spider-Man costume🕷️🕸️. Extremely bright and bubbly, has blue hair like all queens, best wife loves you x. Is the ultimate collector of eevees.
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by Soframycin September 4, 2023
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