Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

Da big dodge

A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches

That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy

by Benny spaghetti May 09, 2022

jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 09, 2018

dodges balkan quarter

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

Bilal Dodge role

The situation in which a person says he's coming even though he knows he's not. Ultimately he's going to cancel in the last possible moment.

Im Not coming

Oh he's doing the Bilal dodge role

by mentorn January 11, 2017

dodging duck

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

by poshbach November 11, 2008

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 05, 2010