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Suck dick day

Y’all now have what’s today it’s suck dick day!!!hope y’all have someone to suck on they dick
Today is suck dick day December 5 so find you a man.
by Cardi b!! December 4, 2020
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Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.
Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick
by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021
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Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
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International suck dick day

Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one
Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck
by Burrito__ March 12, 2021
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