Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick

Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day

by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Docphantom June 26, 2023

National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis

„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
„National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend

Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023