If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!
I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!
"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"
"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"
by Steve Sutton and Jared Rossman April 5, 2006
Get the honey dew delightmug. Hey dude, does this Mountain Dew MDX taste like anything to you?
Yea, old Mountain Dew without the fizz.
Yea, old Mountain Dew without the fizz.
by DOMitus Prime November 24, 2006
Get the mountain dew mdxmug. when someones hawtttt (most commonly jailbait ) and wears clothes that reveal 70% of there body you want to holly dew them.
by lollipoplicker123 January 12, 2011
Get the holly dew memug. by twsamuels May 13, 2005
Get the dew point averagemug. When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)
"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
by Flipzomg August 24, 2008
Get the Mountain Dew Suprisemug. Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.
Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018
Get the mountain dew whiteoutmug. by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020
Get the mountain dew throwbackmug.