Derp Candy

Someone on discord

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot

by Derp Candy March 11, 2021

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Derp

When a person says or does something stupid.

Me: Kailey ur a derp!

Kailey: I know!!

by BoozerRulzz November 12, 2018

Derp

I word primarily used to describe Marcus

Marcus is a proper derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

derp

To wander around, somewhat aimlessly, in the pursuit of investigating something or satiating a curiosity.

Wanna go derp around that old hotel? Let's see how many pools we can find.

Yeah, Sophie and Nora were just derping around Manchvegas. They got slushies and found this cool spice shop off Valley Street .

What are you doing? Oh, just derping around online.

by vivelavivie September 23, 2019