derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Derp

When a person says or does something stupid.

Me: Kailey ur a derp!

Kailey: I know!!

by BoozerRulzz November 12, 2018

Derp

I word primarily used to describe Marcus

Marcus is a proper derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

A gaming term, for when a weapon is ridiculously powerful.

I have the 152mm Derp gun on my KV-2 tank.

by MilneCat December 14, 2022