A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.
"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."
"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small
"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small
by Western_Man November 23, 2021
Get the Danemug. One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have a nice body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just like amazing and awsome! Danes usually don’t pull girls and arnt the most attractive. But they usually like boys
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a fag! You have to find a Dane, they're the ugliest
by 2rad4u November 24, 2009
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a fag! You have to find a Dane, they're the ugliest
by 2rad4u November 24, 2009
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the Danemug. A derogatory term usually used to refer to the mentally disabled, such as those with down syndrome or any form severe retardation, also commonly used against those with speech disorders.
"Look at this fucking Dane!" he said while pointing at the disabled man walking down the street.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.
by DenmarkHater March 13, 2025
Get the Danemug. by Mussy boys July 19, 2023
Get the dane athertonmug. One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009
Girl 2: With a Dane(:
Girl 1: Really?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the Danemug. An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.
by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019
Get the Danemug. An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
by YoungBlue March 19, 2019
Get the Danemug.