funk cutter

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"

"Cor, that smells like the bog of eternal stench-who's the funk cutter?"

by wegotwood September 12, 2013

ribbon cutter

One with a penis so small he, there is no way of him popping a cherry.

Copy that ribbon cutter. Joe is going to try to use his ribbon cutter tonight

by Jeepinit247 November 18, 2013

Cookie-cutter-lesbian

Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.

Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.

by Channel0818 October 20, 2014

conversation cutter

A person who always likes to replies with one word responses like "K" etc

Courtney - "Aw what have been upto"

Hone "nothing much"

Courtney "Aw man stop being a conversation cutter"

by Titonz January 18, 2016

Mentally Cunted

When someone is incredibly dumb and talks or walks like they are on drugs/mentally retarded. hence mentally cunted.

Mate what are you doing, you're mentally cunted right now, go home!

by Nakutya March 21, 2016

dis-cufted

When you dont like something

"I was dis-cufted with the service here"

by kurtland blacker September 2, 2016

Angle Cutter

A tool that doesn't fucking exsist.

Boss: "Hey Bob, I need you to buy an Angle Cutterfor work."

Bob: "That fucking tool is not real!"

by Triklord October 1, 2016