Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

credenza

Rich persons term for a common computer desk. Sometimes has a hutch for storing objects.
desk

a) Sally, would you run out and purchase us a new credenza for the office?

by wallbert May 20, 2003

creddy

An untalented rich kid who pays other people to play in UMG/GB tournaments with them to just hold an L.

@JetpackerCody really is a creddy, I heard he creddies Vintage ALL the time.

by jetpackercreddy August 26, 2016

the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017

Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

by John William Matson July 16, 2008

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009