Covfefe

Cov meaning -confirmation of victory
Fefe- a male home made sex toy. Usually made in prison or jail. A latex or rubber glove wrapped in a towel to simulate a fake vagina (pocket pussy or flesh light)
Covfefe- confirmation that you just destroyed your home made pocket pussy

Despite the constant negative press..covfefe

by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

The satisfied feeling you get when a leftist makes a fool of them self .

After watching Kathy Griffin cut her own head off I feel so covfefe right now.

by vegamayne June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.

Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...

by Tahmeana May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts

You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)

The covfefe meme is yuge

by The green locust June 29, 2017

Covfefe

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017