coning

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.

Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.

by BABE85490416 November 5, 2012

coing

When two or more people are going somewhere. You are not going, you are coing...

"Where will all you guys be tonight??"

"We are all coing to the movies."

by prinksmadge March 31, 2010

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

bulldozer with flames coming out the back

A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.

Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s

by Karl Fucking Malone May 29, 2008

Coming at me sideways

When someone comes to you disguised as a friend, but in reality they only want something from you. A form of manipulation.

I thought Hector was my homie, but he was coming at me sideways to steal my girl.

by TherealGspot February 12, 2020

coming in hot

Having to use the restroom in a dire manner as you arrive at your destination; to head straight for the bathroom after getting out of the car.

After eating at that Mexican restaurant, Ray was coming in hot.

I'm not trying to be rude, but I'm coming in hot.

by Picklez July 11, 2006

Coding off

When males get so addicted to call of duty, that they "cod off" instead of doing other regular things like jacking off.

Sally: hey babe, let's hang out tonight.
John: no thanks, I'm gonna be coding off all night.
Sally: you have way to much fun with stupid call of duty!

by Runmandascoming January 30, 2010