Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
Get the The Matt Controllermug. by Darnville February 10, 2021
Get the n64 controllermug. An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
by AYjAY August 19, 2013
Get the Controller Lickermug. by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
Get the Controller disconnectedmug. The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
Get the Animal controlmug. The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
Get the Controlled Burnmug. In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022
Get the Controlled Divemug.