The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
Get the Cali-Commitmug. When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
Get the Cable and Commitmentmug. Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.
by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023
Get the go commit diemug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by yous3rname September 29, 2021
Get the go commit diemug. For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
Get the Commit Tentacle Churchmug. 